The legend of the SACRED BOARD.

COMMENTS
"It's amazing what a small little board can do." - Straight Times
"Simply magnificient, astonishing, pure fun." - Orange Daily
"Extraordinary. The revolution of the century." - Readers' Amylase & Pepsin
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We present the sacred board, the ultimate board with special powers.

Special Ability 1)

THE Board can BLOW people away, and none can defend it.
Below is a classic example of the ultimate Board.



There flies a victim. HAIL THE BOARD.

Below is yet another example.




Feel the might.
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Special ability 2)

Ability to block out the strongest, patented, copyright, secret-formulated, US developed, high technology, PAPER BULLET. OMG, what else in the world can possibily resist that power, but the Board can! Witness it's ultimate power.





Witness the power yet?

If you are still not convinced about the Board, please see the "trick" it can do.





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So if you are still not convinced about it's powers, please knock yourself against the wall.

HAIL THE BOARD.